Celebrating 85 years of Sparking Imaginations A beautiful clothbound edition of the much-loved modern classic The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks. Bound in real cloth with two coloured foils and sprayed coloured edges, this deluxe edition is a perfect gift or collector’s item. Part of an eight book set published to mark the 85th anniversary of Puffin Books.With a brand-new foreword from Nadia Shireen. Lottie Brooks is 11 ¾ and her life is already officially over - not only is she about to start high school without any friends or glamorous swooshy hair, she's just discovered she's too flat-chested to wear A BRA! She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her hamsters Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third. Lottie navigates the many perils of growing up in this fantastically funny illustrated series for a 9-12 audience, filled with friendship, embarrassing moments and plenty of lols.Collect all eight titles in the Puffin Clothbound 85th Anniversary CollectionTHE STORY OF TRACY BEAKER by Jacqueline Wilson with a foreword by Beth LincolnDIARY OF A WIMPY KID by Jeff Kinney with a foreword by Dapo AdeolaCHARLOTTE’S WEB by E.B. White with a foreword by Jordan LeesMATILDA by Roald Dahl with a foreword by Robin StevensTHE EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING LIFE OF LOTTIE BROOKS by Katie Kirby with a foreword by Nadia ShireenPERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF by Rick Riordan with a foreword by Nazneen Ahmed PathakPIG-HEART BOY by Malorie Blackman with a foreword by Adam KayWONDER by R.J. Palacio with a foreword by Tom Fletcher
Wreszcie wszystko zaczęło się układać: Daniel został oficjalnie moim chłopakiem (jesteśmy najsłodszą parą w szkole ever!) i zrobiłam sobie nawet żelazną listę postanowień, której zamierzam się trzymać:
całkowity koniec kitkatów (OMG, czy to w ogóle możliwe?),
nie mówić (za często) „OMG”,
poznać Taylor Swift,
znaleźć swój własny wyjątkowy styl (nauszniki w kształcie hamburgerów są MEGA).
Ale po drodze coś nie wyszło. Drama za dramą! Na pierwszej oficjalnej randce w kinie puściłam epickiego bąka. Wszystko przez mamę, która każe nam zdrowo jeść, a kto by nie puszczał bąków po strączkach? Amber nagle zrobiła się zazdrosna o Daniela. A do tego nasz nowy pies (tak, mamy psa!) kompletnie nie kuma higieny osobistej i robi kupy ABSOLUTNIE wszędzie.
Jakby tego było mało, źle wyregulowałam sobie brwi. Amber uważa, że wyglądam jak białucha arktyczna (wygoogluj, jeśli nie wiesz, co to). Tak że zostałam oficjalnie #dramaqueen, a to dopiero początek!
Biedna ja! Wszystko w moim życiu to katastrofa!Po wakacjach nadal wyglądam jak pomidor. Jednak kremy z filtrem mają sensUtknęłam w domu, bo rodzice poszli na randkę (w ich wieku to przecież żałosne!). I to akurat w ten wieczór, kiedy moi przyjaciele grają w kręgle! Beze mnie!ALE! Jedziemy na szkolną wycieczkę! A to oznacza CAŁY tydzień bez żenujących rodziców i brata puszczającego bąki. Mam nadzieję, że będę w domku z Jess - choć ona ostatnio cały czas spędza z tą nową Ishą - inaczej to będzie totalna DRAMA!Przeczytaj całą bestsellerową serię przygód Lottie Brooks:1. "Żenujące życie Lottie Brooks"2. "Towarzyskie przypały Lottie Brooks"3. "Sercowe rozkminy Lottie Brooks"4. "Ekstremalnie pechowa wycieczka Lottie Brooks"5. "Totalnie chaotyczne święta Lottie Brooks"
Książka dla doskonale niedoskonałych rodziców Ta książka nie jest poradnikiem. Nie powie Wam, jak uśpić dziecko, jak radzić sobie z napadami złości malucha, jak być dobrym rodzicem, fajnym rodzicem, a nawet złym rodzicem. Jest to książka o rodzicielstwie, która nie zawiera absolutnie żadnych przydatnych porad. Zamiast tego znajdziecie w niej szczere do bólu historie i anegdoty z rodzicielskiego frontu, które pokazują, że można kochać swoje dzieci całym sercem, a jednocześnie strasznie się z ich powodu irytować. Niech żyje gin! poprowadzi Was przez całą ekscytującą, a zarazem frustrującą drogę rodzicielstwa, od ciąży do rozpoczęcia przez dziecko szkoły, i pomoże poczuć, że nie jesteście w tym sami. Lektura najlepiej smakuje z ginem!
From hilarious MEGA-BESTSELLING author Katie Kirby comes a brand-new story in the phenomenal LOTTIE BROOKS series!Pack your bags, and put on your helmets, for Lottie s latest hilarious diary! She s off on a ONCE IN A LIFETIME skiing holiday - what could possibly go wrong?!Amber has seen the light and returned to the QUEENS OF EIGHT GREEN. PHEW! And now she s invited Lottie on her family skiing holiday RESULT!One tiny problem . .. Lottie s never been skiing before and she doesn t know her piste from her poles! How hard can it be though?Join Lottie as she learns how to ski with old and new friends, tries fondue for the first time and discovers what the banana of destiny has in store for her.Will this be the best holiday ever or is it all downhill from here?Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath.My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!".My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever'Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion'Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie BrooksBook 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie BrooksBook 3: The Mega Complicated Crushes of Lottie BrooksBook 4: The Totally Disastrous School Trip of Lottie BrooksBook 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie BrooksBook 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie BrooksBook 8: Lottie Brooks Vs The Ultra Mean GirlsOther books from the world of Lottie Brooks:Book 7: Lottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life
From hilarious MEGA bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a new story collection from the world of Lottie Brooks! And it's CHRISTMAS!In THE COMPLETELY CHAOTIC CHRISTMAS OF LOTTIE BROOKS we spent the holiday season with the Brooks family but have you ever wondered what the rest of the Queens of Eight Green get up to?Because sometimes, it s not all about Lottie!In this brand new short story collection, find out what Amber eats on Christmas Day, whether Molly gets the present she most wants, what goes wrong for Poppy on New Year s Eve, and how Jess saves the day for her family!So, grab a Terry s Chocolate Orange (yes, a whole one obvs) and spend Christmas with each of the Queens of Eight Green!Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath.My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!".My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever'Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion'Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie BrooksBook 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie BrooksBook 3: The Mega Complicated Crushes of Lottie BrooksBook 4: The Totally Disastrous School Trip of Lottie BrooksBook 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie BrooksBook 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie BrooksBook 7: Lottie Brooks Vs The Ultra Mean GirlsOther books from the world of Lottie Brooks:Lottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life
From hilarious MEGA bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a new story collection from the world of Lottie Brooks! And it's CHRISTMAS!In THE COMPLETELY CHAOTIC CHRISTMAS OF LOTTIE BROOKS we spent the holiday season with the Brooks family…but have you ever wondered what the rest of the Queens of Eight Green get up to?Because sometimes, it’s not all about Lottie!In this brand new short story collection, find out what Amber eats on Christmas Day, whether Molly gets the present she most wants, what goes wrong for Poppy on New Year’s Eve, and how Jess saves the day for her family!So, grab a Terry’s Chocolate Orange (yes, a whole one obvs) and spend Christmas with each of the Queens of Eight Green!Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath. My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!".My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever'Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion'Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie BrooksBook 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie BrooksBook 3: The Mega Complicated Crushes of Lottie BrooksBook 4: The Totally Disastrous School Trip of Lottie BrooksBook 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie BrooksBook 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie BrooksBook 7: Lottie Brooks Vs The Ultra Mean GirlsOther books from the world of Lottie Brooks:Lottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life
From hilarious MEGA-bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks book with a twist! Hi, Lottie Brooks here! I’ve just found out that you’ve all been reading about my most EMBARRASSING moments for years . . . it’s meant to be my TOTALLY SECRET PRIVATE DIARY!!Seems like it’s only fair then that it’s YOUR TURN! Lottie has been sharing her most cringe-inducing moments for years, and this book sums up all of Lottie’s knowledge and wisdom for a totally ESSENTIAL guide to life. Lottie and her friends are here to help you through those tweenage years with their best advice on school, friendship, crushes and, most importantly, SNACKS.Filled with BRAND-NEW stories and Lottie inspired activities, plus space for you to write and draw as well, grab a pen (and maybe a KitKat Chunky, for energy) and get ready to learn from Lottie!What will you find inside: Tips and advice from LottieHilarious activities including Would you Rather, design your Drink of Dreams, list your top snacks, quizzes and more!Space to write and illustrate your very own diaryTakeovers from Jess and AmberMum’s guidance on the ‘Amazing Journey to Womanhood’
Cover and edition content received with your order may vary. From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes this NEW edition of THE COMPLETELY CHAOTIC CHRISTMAS OF LOTTIE BROOKS. With a fantastically festive new cover, this new edition contains an exclusive chapter from Lottie’s best friend, Jess! It’s up to you who you think has the best Christmas Day! (Lottie says if you pick hers she’ll give you a Quality Street).Dear Santa,For Christmas this year, I would like:Two hundred KitKat Chunkys (full-size not multipack)Baby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spacesA new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit'Antoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gestureCash (lots of it!)A new diary (I'm really getting through them!)Lots of love,Lottie xxxPS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year? Lottie Brooks LOVES Christmas - there's presents, all the KitKat Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year, Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise visitors .. .), there's a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies won't stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf!Will Lottie survive the festivities intact or will she have to hide in the fort of shame until it's all over?Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath.My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!". My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever'Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion'Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie BrooksBook 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie BrooksBook 3: The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie BrooksBook 4: Lottie Brooks’s Totally Disastrous School-TripBook 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie BrooksBook 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie BrooksBook 8: Lottie Brooks Vs The Ultra Mean GirlsOther books from the world of Lottie Brooks:Book 7: Lottie Brooks's Totally Essential Guide to Life
Lottie Brooks is BACK for more extremely embarrassing adventures as she goes on holiday and gets her very first boyfriend!THINGS THAT ARE RUBBISH IN MY LIFE:· Have the most disgusting little brother in the entire world· Have to get braces when am on the brink of having my first kiss· Mum is making cottage pie for dinner. VOM.Finally summer has arrived and Lottie has BIG plans - scrolling through Instagram, dreaming about MEGA-crush Daniel and sunbathing by the pool on their family holiday to France.Then Lottie meets new CRUSH Antoine. The language is a tiny bit of a barrier but does it matter when he's THAT good looking?Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath.My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!".My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book eve
From hilarious MEGA bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new diary in the phenomenal Lottie Brooks series!Today we brainstormed strategies to #GETAMBERBACK. Our top ideas are:Send her flowersHypnotise herKidnap herTell everyone she smells like lasagneEmotionally blackmail her by making a BFF photo montageJust when Lottie thought life might be going back to normal, everything goes wrong again! Amber s hanging out with the Ultra Mean Girl Gang at school and is completely ignoring the Queens of Eight Green. Mum s gone back to work and expects Lottie to help around the house more , Bella keeps biting everyone and Pot Noodle will not stop sniffing every dog s bum.DISASTER!Now Lottie has to come up with a foolproof plan to get Amber back before her friendship group is destroyed forever. What could go wrong???Join Lottie as she battles the mean girls, takes on school injections (apparently they can go through your arm!) and even more extremely embarrassing moments.Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days.Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath.My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!".My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever'Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion'Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie BrooksBook 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie BrooksBook 3: The Mega Complicated Crushes of Lottie BrooksBook 4: The Totally Disastrous School Trip of Lottie BrooksBook 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie BrooksBook 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie BrooksOther books from the world of Lottie Brooks:Lottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life
Specjalne, świąteczne wydanie przygód królowej żenady, Lottie Brooks, która podbija serca dziewczyn (i chłopaków!) na całym świecie!Kochany Święty Mikołaju,w tym roku na święta chciałabym:- żeby moja siostra Bella nie zwymiotowała na prezenty jak rok temu,- 200 kitkatów (ale tych normalnych, nie w multipaku),- nowego brata, który nie będzie puszczać bąków (nazywa je "ciasteczkowym smrodkiem", ohyda!),- żeby megaciacho Antoine (to ten chłopiec z Francji) zrobił mi meganiespodziankę w stylu komedii romantycznych z Netfliksa,- superbłyszczący cień do powiek z brokatem,- nowy pamiętnik (zdecydowanie za szybko się kończą).XOXOLottie BrooksPS Czy do świątecznej skarpety zamiast pomarańczy możesz wrzucić czekoladę?Najbardziej chaotyczne święta Lottie nadciągają! A wraz z nimi Antoine i jego rodzinka. Tylko co na to rodzice Lottie?
Witajcie w świecie Lottie Brooks córki, siostry (jeśli to czytasz, Toby, to JUŻ NIE ŻYJESZ!), przyjaciółki i specjalistki od żenady.W końcu nadeszło lato i Lottie ma WIELKIE plany: skrolowanie Instagrama, marzenie o megaciachu Danielu i kąpiele w basenie na rodzinnych wakacjach we Francji.Ale wtedy w jej życiu pojawia się jeszcze większe megaciacho boski Antoine. Przeszkodą w nawiązaniu kontaktu jest wprawdzie język, ale kto by się tym przejmował, skoro Antoine jest AŻ TAK przystojny?Przypały w moim życiu:Mam najbardziej obrzydliwego młodszego brata na całym świecie.Zbliża się mój pierwszy pocałunek, a mnie grozi aparat ortodontyczny!Mama zrobiła na obiad zapiekankę wiejską. Ohyda!TRZECI TOM BESTSELLEROWEJ SERII, która podbija serca dziewczyn (i chłopaków!) na całym świecie! I w której Lottie zdobywa swojego pierwszego PRAWDZIWEGO chłopaka!
ŚWIETNIE. MAM PRYSZCZA. NAZWAŁAM GO WULKANEM BARBARĄ...Lottie Brooks wróciła do szkoły po feriach wiosennych i jest gotowa stawić czoła wszystkiemu.Koniec z próbami zaimponowania wrednej Amber. I koniec z przezwiskiem OGÓREK.Gdy Lottie dostaje jedną z głównych ról w szkolnym przedstawieniu - jako ŚPIEWAJĄCY KRAB! - widzi w tym szansę, żeby OLŚNIĆ talentem Daniela, w którym totalnie się podkochuje.Czyżby miała zaliczyć kolejny epicki towarzyski przypał?DRUGI TOM BESTSELLEROWEJ SERII, która podbija serca dziewczyn (i chłopaków!) na całym świecie!
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