Mr and Mrs Twit love playing tricks. They really are the meanest jokers, and unfortunately they are VERY GOOD at it.
But just imagine if you were so good at pranking that you could trick an actual Twit? Wouldn't that be AMAZING?
Well, the book you're holding can help you do just that. Packed full of fiendish pranks (as well as quizzes, recipes, fun facts and more), THIS is exactly what you need to OUTWIT A TWIT.
'A true genius . . . Roald Dahl is my hero' - David Walliams
One child a week is fifty-two a year.
Squish them and squiggle them and make them disappear.
BEWARE.
There are witches EVERYWHERE. Witches could be a cashier in a supermarket, a woman driving a fancy car, or even your own teacher.
The only thing a witch cares about is squelching children. She hunts and squelches as many children as she possibly can. At least one a week.
The Grand High Witch hates children most of all and plans to make every single one of YOU disappear.
Only one boy and his grandmother can stop her. But if their plan fails, the Grand High Witch will frizzle them like fritters, and then what will happen?
Soon to be a MAJOR MOTION PICTURE starring ANNE HATHAWAY, OCTAVIA SPENCER, STANLEY TUCCI and CHRIS ROCK, coming in October 2020.
Inspired by Roald Dahl's spine-tingling story The Witches, we present the ultimate guide to witch-spotting, stuffed with fun activities, stories, jokes and more!
Witches are hiding everywhere in plain sight and want to rid the world of smelly children like YOU!
'For all you know, a witch might be living next door to you right now . . .'
It's tricky to spot them because they look so ORDINARY. They have ORDINARY jobs, live in ORDINARY houses and wear ORDINARY clothes. That's what makes them so hard to catch . . .
This book is the ultimate guide to bringing down witch-kind, packed with activities, extracts from the original story, games and bonus material.
Three of Roald Dahl's best-loved bestselling books are together in a single volume, all charmingly illustrated by Quentin Blake. This Roald Dahl collection is the perfect gift for longtime fans and newcomers alike!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Willy Wonka's famous chocolate factory is opening at last! But only five lucky children will be allowed inside. And the winners are: Augustus Gloop, an enormously fat boy whose hobby is eating; Veruca Salt, a spoiled-rotten brat whose parents are wrapped around her little finger; Violet Beauregarde, a dim-witted gum-chewer with the fastest jaws around; Mike Teavee, a toy pistol-toting gangster-in-training who is obsessed with television; and Charlie Bucket, Our Hero, a boy who is honest and kind, brave and true, and good and ready for the wildest time of his life!
James and the Giant Peach. After James Henry Trotter's parents are tragically eaten by a rhinoceros, he goes to live with his two horrible aunts, Spiker and Sponge. Life there is no fun, until James accidentally drops some magic crystals by the old peach tree and strange things start to happen. The peach at the top of the tree begins to grow, and before long it's as big as a house. Inside, James meets a bunch of oversized friends—Grasshopper, Centipede, Ladybug, and more. With a snip of the stem, the peach starts rolling away, and the great adventure begins!
Fantastic Mr. Fox. Someone's been stealing from the three meanest farmers around, and they know the identity of the thief—it's Fantastic Mr. Fox! Working alone they could never catch him; but now fat Boggis, squat Bunce, and skinny Bean have joined forces, and they have Mr. Fox and his family surrounded. What they don't know is that they're not dealing with just any fox—Mr. Fox would rather die than surrender. Only the most fantastic plan can save him now.
Soon to be a MAJOR MOTION PICTURE starring ANNE HATHAWAY, OCTAVIA SPENCER, STANLEY TUCCI and CHRIS ROCK, coming in 2020.
A splendiferous new hardback of THE WITCHES, part of a collection of truly delumptious classic Roald Dahl titles with stylish jackets over surprise printed colour cases, and exquisite endpaper designs.
THE WITCHES by Roald Dahl is the story of a detestable breed of Witches.
BEWARE.
Real witches dress in ordinary clothes and look like ordinary women. But they are not ordinary. They are always plotting and scheming with murderous, bloodthirsty thoughts - and they hate children.
The Grand High Witch hates children most of all and plans to make every single one of YOU disappear.
Only one boy and his grandmother can stop her, but if their plan fails the Grand High Witch will frizzle them like fritters, and then what . . . ?
Now you can listen to THE WITCHES and other Roald Dahl audiobooks read by some very famous voices, including Kate Winslet, David Walliams and Steven Fry - plus there are added squelchy soundeffects from Pinewood Studios!
And look out for new Roald Dahl apps in the App store and Google Play- including the disgusting TWIT OR MISS! and HOUSE OF TWITS inspired by the revolting Twits.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie and the Glass Elevator
Esio Trot
James and the Giant Peach
Witches
Danny the Champion of the World
The Twits
Boy.
Państwo Burakowie są naprawdę obrzydliwi. Całymi dniami obmyślają złośliwe żarty: żaby w łóżku, robaki w spaghetti to ich specjalność!Uwielbiają też łapać ptaki i małpy w podstępne pułapki. Ale nie ujdzie im to na sucho. Zwierzęta już szykują zemstę.W książce znajdziecie też opowiadanie Uki fla, a w nim całe mnóstwo... żółwi!
To nie będzie kolejna nudna lektura!
Nie ma tu zwykłej szkoły – jest za to dyrektorka, która w wolnym czasie… rzuca uczniami na odległość.
Nie ma troskliwych rodziców – tylko mama i tata zajęci oglądaniem telewizji.
Jest za to prawdziwie genialna Matylda, która przeczytała wszystkie książki w bibliotece i wie, jak dać nauczkę niedobrym dorosłym!
Lektura z opracowaniem, polecana dla klas 4–6. Kreatywne zadania pomogą czytać uważnie i z jeszcze większą przyjemnością.
W 2016 roku Roald Dahl obchodziłby setną rocznicę urodzin. Charlie i fabryka czekolady oraz Matylda należą do kanonu ulubionych lektur szkolnych. Można je też zobaczyć w wersjach filmowych. Z okazji jubileuszu Steven Spielberg wyreżyserował inną jego książkę – BFG, czyli opowieść o Bardzo Fajnym Gigancie. Zobacz, co jeszcze kryje biblioteczka fantastycznego pana Dahla. Kiedy usłyszysz za oknem podejrzany hałas, nie próbuj się chować pod kołdrę. Olbrzym, który kradnie dzieciom koszmary i tak Cię znajdzie... Na szczęście Bardzo Fajny Gigant - przyjaciel Sophie - nie jest okrutnym stworem. Ale w Anglii są również inne olbrzymy – o wiele mniej przyjemne, które zajadają się dzieciakami. Czy Sophie i BFG uda się ich powstrzymać? Miejmy nadzieję, że tak – w przeciwnym razie kolejnym pożartym dzieckiem możesz być TY.
Powrót do Fabryki Czekolady
Charlie zostaje właścicielem Fabryki Czekolady i ma w niej zamieszkać z całą rodziną. Pan Wonka zabiera ich tam Wielką Szklaną Windą. Po drodze Winda wymyka im się spod kontroli i pędzi w kosmos jak rakieta. Jak skończy się ich pozaziemska wyprawa?
Dalsze przygody Charliego w nowym przekładzie Magdy Heydel.
Kreatywne zadania pomogą czytać uważnie i z jeszcze większą przyjemnością.
Penguin Picks are stories you'll want to read again and again. Beautifully and stylishly designed by a modern artist, they are not only stories you'll keep coming back to but also books whose looks will never go out of fashion . . .
From Roald Dahl, the master of the sting in the tail, a newly collected book of his darkest stories.
'VENGEANCE IS MINE INC. will undertake, on your behalf and in absolute confidence, to administer suitable punishment and in this regard we respectfully submit to you a choice of methods (together with prices) for your consideration'
Enter the dark and deceiving world of Roald Dahl's stories for adults. Among ten tall tales of deception and cunning you'll read about how revenge is sweeter when carried out by someone else, how to get away with the perfect murder, the old man whose wagers end in a most disturbing payment and the card sharp so good at cheating his life takes a sudden turn.
Roald Dahl reveals even more about the darker side of human nature in seven other centenary editions: Lust, Madness, Cruelty, Trickery, War, Innocence and Fear.
Charlie i fabryka czekoladyCharlie znajduje Złoty Kupon do fabryki czekolady szalonego pana Wonki. Pracują w niej małe tajemnicze stworzenia, które uwielbiają kakao. Rzeką płynie czekolada, a wszystkie rośliny zrobione są ze słodyczy. Czy ty też masz ochotę popłynąć landrynkową łodzią i spróbować gumy o smaku trzydaniowego obiadu? Albo dostać telewizor, z którego można wyciągać prawdziwe czekoladowe batoniki?Charlie i Wielka Szklana WindaCharlie zostaje właścicielem Fabryki Czekolady i ma w niej zamieszkać z całą rodziną. Pan Wonka zabiera ich tam Wielką Szklaną Windą. Po drodze Winda wymyka się im spod kontroli i pędzi jak rakieta w kosmos. Jak skończy się ich pozaziemska wyprawa?Danny, mistrz świataDanny ma najlepszego tatę na świecie. Wyobraźcie sobie jednak jego zdziwienie, kiedy okazuje się, że ojciec łamie prawo! Każdej nocy wymyka się z domu, by polować na bażanty bogatego sąsiada, pana Hazella. Danny postanawia pomóc tacie w bardzo sprytny sposób...
Książka autora Charliego i fabryki czekolady
Babcia George’a nie jest zbyt miłą staruszką. Właściwie jest bardzo, bardzo niemiłą starą zrzędą. Ale od czego są lekarstwa! George postanawia przygotować dla niej cudowny eliksir, który uleczy ją raz na zawsze. Pomysłów ani składników mu nie brakuje – w garze lądują: szampon do włosów blond, proszek na pchły, wosk do podłóg, sos chrzanowy do smaku… Możecie być pewni, że po takiej miksturze babcia będzie wprost nie do poznania!
THE WITCHES, Roald Dahl's most scary story for children, in a large format, full colour paperback edition.With Quentin Blake's brilliant line artwork in full colour, THE WITCHES is a must-have for children collecting all of the Roald Dahl in full-colour format including CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, FANTASTIC MR FOX, THE TWITS, GEORGE'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, ESIO TROT and THE MAGIC FINGER.
Join James as he escapes from his horrible aunts and sets off inside the peach on his wonderful adventures. This dramatization of Roald Dahl's hugely popular book can be staged in school, acted out at home or simply read together by a group of friends. With suggestions for staging, props and lighting.Roald Dahl died in 1990 but his books continue to be worldwide bestsellers.Richard George was an American elementary school teacher when he adapted James and the Giant Peach as a school play. Roald Dahl loved it and wrote an introduction.
FANTASTIC MR FOX by Roald Dahl - a short dramatization by Sally Reid - perfect for schools - of Dahl's immensely popular story for younger readers in which clever Mr Fox outwits the three nasty farmers: Boggis. Bunce and Bean. An excellent adaptation by Sally Reid, with staging advice on props, lighting and scenery at the end of the book.Roald Dahl, the best-loved of children's writers, was born in Wales of Norwegian parents. His books continue to be bestsellers, despite his death in 1990, and worldwide booksales are over 100 million!
Roald Dahl's much-loved story, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, about how Charlie Bucket wins a ticket to visit Willy Wonka's amazing chocolate factory is turned into a play for children to act. With tips about scenery, props and lighting, the play is easy to stage and there are lots of parts for everyone.Roald Dahl, the best-loved of children's writers, died in 1990 but his books continue to be bestsellers.Richard George was an elementary school teacher in New York when he wrote this stage adaptation of Roald Dahl's bestselling story - and Roald Dahl himself recommended that it should be published.
There's a whole world of Dahl still to discover in a newly collected book of his deliciously dark tales for adults . . . How underhand could you be to get what you want? In these ten tales of dark and twisted trickery Roald Dahl reveals that we are at our smartest and most cunning when we set out to deceive others - and, sometimes, even ourselves.Here, among others, you'll read of the married couple and the parting gift which rocks their marriage, the light fingered hitch-hiker and the grateful motorist, and discover why the serious poacher keeps a few sleeping pills in his arsenal.Featuring extraordinary cover art by Charming Baker, whose paintings echo the dark and twisted world of Dahl's short stories. Roald Dahl reveals even more about the darker side of human nature in seven other centenary editions: Lust, Madness, Cruelty, Deception, War, Innocence and Fear.
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